F2L Label

F2L

Felix Lagar Lager
Style Lager (allegedly)
Batch 001
ABV 4.6%
Brewed March 2026
Tasting Notes

Bold notes of pure audacity. Smooth finish of "wait, this is actually decent?" Undertones of a man who refused to give up.

Proof It Exists

Photographic evidence that this operation is, in fact, real. I have witnesses.

F2L bottle and a freshly poured glass

The finished product in all its golden glory. One bottle, one glass, one very smug brewer somewhere off-camera. It pours, it foams, it looks like actual beer. Science can't explain it.

F2L bottles and keg chilling in the fridge

The entire F2L fleet, chilling harder than I ever could. One keg, several bottles.

Felix, the brewmaster, holding an F2L bottle

That's me. Proudly displaying my creation with the confidence of someone who definitely did not Google "how to brew beer" 48 hours before starting. The look on my face says "nailed it." The beer says "jury's still out."