Bold notes of pure audacity. Smooth finish of "wait, this is actually decent?" Undertones of a man who refused to give up.
Photographic evidence that this operation is, in fact, real. I have witnesses.
The finished product in all its golden glory. One bottle, one glass, one very smug brewer somewhere off-camera. It pours, it foams, it looks like actual beer. Science can't explain it.
The entire F2L fleet, chilling harder than I ever could. One keg, several bottles.
That's me. Proudly displaying my creation with the confidence of someone who definitely did not Google "how to brew beer" 48 hours before starting. The look on my face says "nailed it." The beer says "jury's still out."